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♫ That happiness poems write of ♫
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♫ speak of the corners of the heavens and seas I want to visit ♫
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♫ It’s all true, it’s the answer to your question ♫
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♫ Look at the sprouting cherry blossoms outside the window ♫
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♫ I’m never letting go of this hand I’m holding ♫
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♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫
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♫ I understand that you and I used to be too different ♫
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♫ That’s what’s good about you ♫
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♫ Even when you occasionally get a bit angry ♫
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♫ you’re still so cute that I cannot resent you ♫
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♫ But I’m just like this and carefree ♫
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♫ letting you occupy more territory step by step ♫
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♫ In all the fairy tales with beautiful endings ♫
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♫ the place where you are is the corner of the heavens and seas ♫
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♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫
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My Amazing Boyfriend
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- Episode 6 -
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Quick! Come, come, come!
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Come, let's play again!
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No. Last time, the circumstances were special. Only once.
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Please, please... Just one last time.
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Really just one last time.
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Just for a little while. We will definitely not be discovered.
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You said it's the last time.
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I want to go there!
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Let's go, Pokemon!
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[Watch me]
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Feng Dong Dong, two paths lie in front of you right now.
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The first path is to shut your mouth like a clam-shell, so tightly that you cannot ever pry it open.
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The second is to put you and your secret into a barrel of gasoline, fill it with cement,
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and then let it sink onto the ocean floor forever.
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Dong Dong.
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Assistant Feng? Feng Dong Dong!
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Just now... that...
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What you saw was real.
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You still want more trouble!
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I already said that someone would find out, but you insisted on playing. You only have yourself to blame.
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Then before you set off, shouldn't you have checked if the landing site had any obstacles?
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I said that wasn't flying.
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Of course, I know that this isn't flying. Even fleas can jump higher than you.
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Then, I'm very sorry. If I jump with your I.Q. next time, then I'm sure I'll jump higher than a flea.
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Are you calling me stupid?
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This... this dead monster dares call me stupid!
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I'm only stating an objective fact.
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You're the monster who had your blood drained out and got locked up in a coffin for a hundred years and
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when you woke up, you didn't even know who your enemy was!
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Yet, the super idiot monster says that I'm the one with no IQ?
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Ha, ha, ha! From now on, I can live off that joke.
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Oh, that's right. There's an unlucky person,
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who after having a car accident revived a corpse. You really are a complete joke.
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You—!
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So cool!
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Brother!
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[I already knew about the corpse coming to life. Don't act rashly. That monster is not someone you can catch. I know the way to handle him.]
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Is it possible to meet with you?
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"Sound the red alert. The real monster shows up at the real midnight filming."
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What is this?
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This is bad. Brother Qiao has been filmed.
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Isn't he amazing?
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How can this happen?
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Look, look at this!
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Look at this!
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Look, that's so coo!
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The website editor said if this reaches fifty million views,
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he'll make an HD version showing his face.
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Miss Tian, can't you stop walking around?
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I'm almost worried to death!
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If he shows the face, the entire world will know that I have a monster in my house.
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Hey, I say, did you get too much energy from drinking too much milk and go race with the cats or something?
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Fifty million views is difficult to reach, right?
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Yes, usually a two million click rate is already extremely popular.
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When I saw it this morning, there were only a few hundred clicks.
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The clicks have already reached three million.
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What is there to worry about? There's no law against keeping a five-hundred year old in your house.
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I can't even communicate with you anymore!
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Aren't you a hacker? Can't you attack their server?
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I can hack a computer system, but I can't hack into original documents.
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Also, that is a crime. What if I'm caught?
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Then you wouldn't have an assistant!
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Step aside! I can always find another assistant.
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Since no one knows you're here yet, for a nobleman to take revenge ten years is not too long. Go quickly!
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Can't. There's a re-run of "The Tyrant CEO is in Love with Me" this afternoon.
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[Incorrigibly obstinate monster!]
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What are you watching that is so entertaining?
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A photography lover's little game of deceiving people.
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Teacher, next semester's research funds have already been received. I didn't think it was going to be that smooth!
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I thought that the loss of the corpse disappearing was so big that our sponsor had lost faith in us.
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Oh, right, Professor. Who is our sponsor?
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It's been years and yet they haven't been seen. They really know how to stay low.
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He's probably a fanatic lover of medicine. I don't really know.
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Professor, are you sick?
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Don't worry, it's just a cold.
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You must have worked the whole night again.
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When Annie comes back from America in the summer,
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seeing you still working all throughout the night, she will leave immediately.
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Sorry, Professor.
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I didn't mean to offend you.
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It's okay.
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You're right. That's why, my wife and Annie left me.
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But this time it will work.
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Ye Chen, you are my most talented student.
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If we work together, maybe we can even change the fate of the entire human species.
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Alright, Professor, but you should still get some better rest.
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You don't believe me?
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You think that I'm dreaming, too?
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It's not that I don't believe you. It's just that if you keep treating your body like this,
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there will be no chance of completing the repair enzyme goal before you collapse,
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unless a miracle happens.
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Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
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What are you doing! Do you know how expensive this jacket is?
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Even if I sell you, you couldn't pay me back, you know?
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Sorry!
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- Seriously.
- Sorry.
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She's my woman.
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It's a new day!
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Let the Wang Family Corporation go bankrupt.
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["Sound the red alert! A real monster appears at the midnight filming."]
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Are you not nervous at all?
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I'm nervous.
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The male protagonist's fiancée wants to murder Miss Zhang Xuan Xuan.
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Do whatever you want!
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Let me tell you, this idol drama has no logic whatsoever.
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That necklace on Zhang Xuan Xuan's neck is from her grandma.
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It's worth enough to buy ten restaurants.
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She can put Empire Corp. into bankruptcy herself.
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That male protagonist is useless.
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Also, why do all the male leads fall in love with the female leads?
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What about us supporting actresses?
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What kind of logic is this?
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And you, you don't even have the right to appear in the script.
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No memory and no friends.
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You wouldn't even be able to get into the mood.
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You can only talk to animals.
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I'm done talking.
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The door bell has been ringing for a while.
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Can the supporting actress open the door?
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Miss Tian, hurry and get ready.
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We have to go offsite and do makeup, too.
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Brother!
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Brother, last time you said you wanted to drink fresh lychee juice.
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Dong Dong brought it especially for you.
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I'm afraid that I may never see you again after today.
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Please, don't forget Dong Dong!
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Okay?
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Hello, hello.
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What's your name?
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My last name is Zhang. I manage a small detective firm.
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I was commissioned by someone to come and discuss some business with you.
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Which advertising firm?
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My commissioner wants thirty-sex seconds of a high-resolution video.
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People in this field are crazy these days.
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How do you come up with this stuff?
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Detective Zhang, how much can your client pay?
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Tell him in two days, the click-rate will be over 50 million for sure.
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I offered him fifty million RMB for an exclusive buy-out fee.
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Tell him to send the HD video.
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[When are you releasing it?]
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Just tell him that it's not his business when we release it.
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[Since you say that, I'll just sell it to someone else.]
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What he wants is money either way,
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and Detective Zhang said the price can be negotiated.
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So we should just tell him we won't be releasing it.
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Go ahead.
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[In that case, I will contact the buyer directly.]
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He's really greedy, that bastard!
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Xuan Xuan, Tian Jing Zhi, come here.
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Go this way.
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Tell the filming director to go up.
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From here.
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- Director.
- Let me tell you a bit about the scene.
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Xuan Xuan, come.
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We're filming this scene from the second floor rooftop.
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You have to push Xuan Xuan off later.
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And then, the male lead appears and saves her.
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Then you have to push Xiao Zhi off.
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Do you understand?
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- But, but, Xiao Zhi—
- It's alright.
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Go on, Director.
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You have to do a perfect rotation in the air, and then fall into the box!
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This scene is very important.
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Prep yourself.
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Quit pretending to be so tough.
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Even the main female lead isn't using a stunt-double.
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Would it be proper for me to use a stunt-double?
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You don't understand. I love jumping off buildings.
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Such a strange hobby!
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Xuan Xuan, Xiao Zhi, you're up.
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Stand straight!
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Ready!
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Go!
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One!
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Two!
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You— What do you want to do?
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You— You dare to go after my man! Then you need to prepare for your death!
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Two!
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Three!
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One!
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Two!
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Cut!
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Tian Jing Zhi! You're the one who's forcing Zhang Xuan Xuan to jump off the building!
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So, stop acting like you're about to jump off and kill yourself, alright!?
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I'm sorry, Director! Again, please! Sorry!
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I should feel sorry for you!
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I've troubled you!
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Are you alright?
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Director, don't get angry.
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- Again!
- Who do you think you are?
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You dare to force her?
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Don't you know that she's my woman?!
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No!
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I will kill you!
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No!
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No, don't!
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Stop!
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Stop!
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No!
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No!
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Let me go!
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No!
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Don't!
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Don't!
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Tell me why he wants to kill you.
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Are these people all on his side?
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What?
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Kill—Kill what?
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Kill my butt!
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I'm filming right now!
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Idol drama! Didn't you watch it at home this morning?
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Are you alright?
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Are you hurt?
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Stop the filming! Stop the filming!
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Director, shouldn't you say cut right now?
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Cut!
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You've ruined me.
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What's happening!?
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From now on, don't say anything.
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Whatever I say, you have to nod, do you understand?
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Nod!
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Explain.
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We met at the hospital.
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When I was at the hospital and going through difficulties, it was Da Qiao who was with me.
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Da Qiao heard the main actor and I had a scene, so he was jealous.
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So he came to the filming and had a misunderstanding.
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He's actually very gentle, right?
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Is your boyfriend in martial arts?
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Yes, he's a Taekwondo instructor and he likes Parkour.
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What do you think? Pretty good skills, right?
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When I was at the hospital, that's how he came to my hospital room to give me flowers
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and that's how I fell for him.
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Don't you have to call the police in that kind of situation?
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Don't talk nonsense!
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It's the power of love.
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Doesn't Mr. Xue want to explain something?
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Even if it's just jealousy, is there a need to come assault someone on location?
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She's just been rejected for marriage. Now if there's also gossip,
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then the good-girl image that she's worked so hard to harvest will be ruined by you in one stroke.
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Do you know that?
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You've got nothing to say? Or do you feel that I don't have the right to interfere with other people's relationships?
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Thank God, the male lead is okay.
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The director also helped him say a few words.
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That's how his manager let this go.
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Tian Jing Zhi, no matter where you got your boyfriend from,
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please take care of him.
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Can I talk now?
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Talk.
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Miss Zhang Xuan Xuan... looks even prettier in person.
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Boss, I've already had contact with the man online for the task you've given me.
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But, Boss, are you sure that it's him just by a blurry video?
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An old fatal friend...
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How could I misidentify him?
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No matter what the price is, don't let him be shown to the public.
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Don't let anyone know of his existence.
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Okay, Boss. Is there anything else you want me to do?
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Professor Li wants to meet me once. You arrange it.
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I originally thought that you were here to help me solve my problems.
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I never thought you would be my problem.
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The click-rate keeps going up hundreds of thousands a day.
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Soon, you'll be wanted by all human kind.
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We should be optimistic.
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Your search volume will be temporarily higher than that of my Goddess Xuan.
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Hey, are you not worried at all?
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Worried about what?
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It's true that you have nothing to be worried about.
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At most, you'll go back to the deep forest and keep being a monster.
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As for me? Before, I would be charged with hiding a monster.
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But now?
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I'll have to live my entire life with the baggage of having dated a monster.
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Maybe, I will even become humanity's public enemy.
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Don't worry. I'll take you to the deep forest with me.
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I already have no way of communicating with you.
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Can you not cause any more problems for me?
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Alright.
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Director...
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I'm bringing my boyfriend here to say sorry to you.
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It's okay. I didn't know that you had such a fear of heights.
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In the future, if there is a situation like that, just ask for a stunt double.
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Director... you're too kind!
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It's all good as long as I don't get possessed by evil spirits while acting.
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What?
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Oh!
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Xiao Zhi, I have something to discuss with you.
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Um...
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Xiao Zhi, what does your boyfriend do?
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He's a Taekwondo teacher, and occasionally he does some Parkour.
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No wonder he was so good.
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So, in our film, there's this extraordinary, big boss character.
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I think that your boyfriend is very suitable. Don't worry, it's just for three days.
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What? Do you want him to act?
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Hey, brother.
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Can I take this?
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It's not suitable.
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We can negotiate the paycheck.
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[$ $ $]
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Director, let's talk about the role.
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How did you get into the Criminal Investigation Division?
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Obviously, it's because I'm first place in everything I do.
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Are you upset about something?
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After the international arms smuggling ring is taken down,
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starting from next month, you should take a vacation.
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Sir, I don't need to take a break.
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I haven't finished the stolen dormant body case, and the division is already lacking in manpower—
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We'll leave it like that.
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Sir! I don't need to take a vacation!
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Congratulations, Xiao Yan!
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We all heard that you were awarded for taking down the international arms smuggling ring.
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- Yes.
- Xiao Yan, did you not tell us because you didn't want to treat us?
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Stop pretending. Which month did you not rip him off with?
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I just heard it from the captain last night, too.
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How about this? Tonight, I'll take everyone out for dinner. What do you all want to eat?
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Okay, how about going to that famous steak house?
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The steak at that place is Kobe beef that was flown in.
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I haven't even tried it, okay?
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Okay.
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Awesome! Xiao Yan is taking us out to eat!
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Hello, Sister Xuan Xuan.
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- You're done?
- Yes, I'm done.
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Xiao Zhi's boyfriend is really handsome.
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When I was waiting on set, I heard the director say that he wants the boyfriend to act as the big boss next week.
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I have something to do, Sister Xuan Xuan. I'm leaving now, bye.
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Hello, Xiao Yan? I'm really worried about Tian Jing Zhi's mental health.
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Was your marriage rejection last time too much for her?
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Even though she has no marriage line on her palm,
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I'm very clear about your deep feelings towards her.
Right now, she's acting very illogically.
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- What happened to her?
- She got herself a jealous boyfriend
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who has violent tendencies, and now he's even part of the cast.
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00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,670
Hello? Are you listening to me?
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We already broke up. It doesn't matter to me who she's with.
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Hey—!
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Why are you putting on that kind of face?
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Had I known earlier, I would have brought you to the set.
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00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:32,270
Nowadays, word of mouth is even faster than the news reporters.
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I've always wanted to come and see you filming, but I just felt like it'd be a burden to you.
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You are deemed as the global super philanthropist. Who'd find you a burden?
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Are you okay?
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You can't even hang a person properly? Did you eat breakfast this morning?
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I'm sorry, Director!
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Again!
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00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:23,320
You must be in shock. It looks like they're rehearsing.
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Are you alright?
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I'm fine. Just low blood sugar.
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00:28:39,790 --> 00:28:45,780
But... your props and set up... are too frightening.
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Cheers.
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00:29:01,230 --> 00:29:03,110
Did you watch the "The Tyrant CEO Falls in Love with Me" episode last night?
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Oh my god, what is with the plot line?
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00:29:06,890 --> 00:29:10,130
The male main character holds the female main character and says with deep feeling,
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"You are my woman."
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That's so old-fashioned!
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I know, right?
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Except for Zhang Xuan Xuan's three second crying scene,
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the whole drama is so cliched. It's absolutely terrible, terrible!
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Did you not see the magazine survey results from last month?
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Of the females who like to watch idol dramas, there's a 90% chance
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that they will become leftover goods, even expired.
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So, to all you naive girls, even ordinary good men like us
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have strong arms. Wake up a bit, won't you?
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If you were the last left man on Earth, I'd rather die.
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I'd rather die plus one!
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I didn't hear correctly, right? Say it one more time.
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Yeah, you're pretty ugly.
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00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:05,690
Next time, when we go to Japan, we must first go to Akihabara to buy the "Going Merry" figurine.
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What? The boat?
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00:30:09,230 --> 00:30:13,040
What do you mean 'the boat'?! It's not just a boat!
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00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,970
Never mind. You wouldn't understand anyway.
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00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:22,680
Why are you still reading this?
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00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,580
Didn't you solve that weapon smuggling case already?
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00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:28,020
But I still have to report it.
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00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:32,110
Hey! Why are they making you write the report? Are you a secretary?
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00:30:32,110 --> 00:30:35,820
Anyway, are policemen stationary items? They can't just borrow you and use you like that!
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00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:38,890
In underground Hong Kong Gangster movies, as soon as the police say
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"Please, Big Boss, Hong Kong is a constitutional society,"
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then a whole load of gangsters come and slaughter the police.
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Miss Tian, thank you. Hong Kong is really a growing society.
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Alright, stop being mad. This time, I did a really good deed. When they pay me,
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we're definitely going to find a good place to eat and celebrate!
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Don't want to. Do you want me to get fat?
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00:31:03,450 --> 00:31:07,250
- Oh, please, Xiao Zhi, say yes.
- You're so girly!
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Are you a golden retriever pretending to be a hound?
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00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:13,110
Are you hitting me? I'm the police!
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00:31:13,110 --> 00:31:16,420
So what if you're the police? So what?
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00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,310
Alright, stop being mad. Hurry, tell me some good movies.
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00:31:21,310 --> 00:31:24,100
I really don't know. I haven't watched any in a while.
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00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:25,920
Hey, I know a really good one.
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00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,010
What?
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00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,980
It's called "Twelve laborers."
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00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:30,300
- Have you seen it?
- No.
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00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:34,040
It just came out. All the actors were amazing.
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00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,340
It was really good.
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00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:37,000
Who acted in it?
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Miss Tian. First: If it weren't for the opportunity to act alongside Miss Zhang Xuan Xuan,
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I never would have agreed to act. You recommended it. Now, you say I'm overdoing it. Is that really necessary?
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00:31:51,050 --> 00:31:56,050
Second: I really admire Miss Xuan Xuan's acting skills.
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Don't you think that I should respect her profession?
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Third: Her fiance being scared so easily is not my fault.
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00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:11,680
Mr. Xue. First: I only suggested it. You were the one who agreed to acting.
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Second: Zhang Xuan Xuan is my girlfriend who also has weird perverted desires,
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so I hope that you'll spare her.
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00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,990
Third: The people that I admire the most are those who do goodwill.
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00:32:20,990 --> 00:32:25,840
For example, that Mr. Hong who you scared half to death. That's why, it's normal for me to worry about him.
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00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:31,230
If I've said anything to offend you, please be a tolerant person.
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00:32:33,070 --> 00:32:36,300
This lady is as difficult as a villain.
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Lady.
Villain.
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Let me taste it.
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00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,990
- No. No.
- Hurry to taste it. Does it taste good or not?
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00:32:50,990 --> 00:32:54,290
-Miss, how many guests?
- Two.
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00:32:54,290 --> 00:32:58,350
You always order bad tasting things. You are bad looking, so you order bad tasting dishes.
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00:32:58,350 --> 00:33:01,340
Miss, here's the menu.
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00:33:01,340 --> 00:33:05,210
You look like this butter.
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00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:07,730
These public nuisances should really
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be taken in by the police—!
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00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,060
It tastes so bad!
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00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:18,960
Geez, how unlucky am I?
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00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,930
You just look bad.
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00:33:21,930 --> 00:33:23,450
Miss, what would you like to order?
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00:33:23,450 --> 00:33:25,730
When Male
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00:33:27,670 --> 00:33:31,030
But still, the main actor steals the bride right before the wedding.
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00:33:31,030 --> 00:33:33,260
I pressed for stealing the bride. What about you?
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00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:36,210
Well, Male
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Please. You don't even qualify to be sacrificed, alright?
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00:33:40,990 --> 00:33:42,420
Brother Xiao Yan, what do you root for?
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00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,400
Brother Xiao Yan would decline the marriage, of course.
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00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:48,380
Didn't he recently just reject Miss Tian?
445
00:33:48,380 --> 00:33:51,050
Oh, right! That's so true, Brother You Yu.
446
00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:54,740
Miss Tian plays the second-place character both in movies and in real life.
447
00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:57,050
Is she really that pitiful?
448
00:33:57,050 --> 00:33:59,010
Please.
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00:33:59,010 --> 00:34:04,150
I wonder who will win the lottery, and become Brother Xiao Yan's true love.
450
00:34:04,150 --> 00:34:05,930
Yeah.
451
00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:10,480
Sorry! Sorry!
452
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:15,150
What's happened?
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00:34:15,150 --> 00:34:16,900
Excuse me, miss.
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00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:17,950
I'm sorry.
455
00:34:17,950 --> 00:34:21,090
Are you... Miss Tian Jing Zhi?
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00:34:21,090 --> 00:34:23,690
Sister Xiao Zhi?
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00:34:27,590 --> 00:34:29,160
We really do apologize!
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00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:47,880
What are you—? Let me go!
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00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:10,560
Hey!
460
00:35:11,470 --> 00:35:12,580
Huh?
461
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:16,480
What are you doing? It's embarrassing!
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00:35:23,130 --> 00:35:26,230
Stop fooling around and be good.
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00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:28,000
Everyone is looking.
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00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,370
Hello, everyone.
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00:35:32,370 --> 00:35:36,450
Let me introduce myself. I am Tian Jing Zhi's boyfriend, Xue Ling Qiao.
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00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:39,050
I heard you took care of her well.
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00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:41,270
I'm thankful for that.
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00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:48,700
Rest assured, she's my woman now.
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00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:51,660
I will love, care, and take responsibility for her.
470
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:55,530
Please enjoy your dinner.
471
00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:03,180
This really is a superficial world.
472
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,190
Don't be angry.
473
00:36:12,190 --> 00:36:16,050
The lady neighbor calling you fat isn't holding anything against you.
474
00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:19,030
Looking at yours and your sister's temper! You must be from the same mother!
475
00:36:19,030 --> 00:36:22,150
Wait, wait, don't take off your shoes yet! Let's go to Mei Mei's house.
(Note: Mei Mei means little sister in chinese, and is referring to Tian Jing Zhi —their daughter.)
476
00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:25,280
Why are we going to Mei Mei's house? Did she get into another car accident?
477
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,660
What? No, don't say such nonsense!
478
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:31,360
Mei Mei chose the wrong address when shopping online.
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00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,640
She sent it here instead. Do you see what she bought?
480
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,360
You stole Xiao Zhi's package again!
481
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,970
No... look at what she bought. Just take a look.
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00:36:59,030 --> 00:37:00,780
You—
483
00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:04,460
Hey, wait for me! I haven't put on my shoes!
484
00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:10,970
Such a filthy mouth, should use poop to stop your mouth!
485
00:37:11,970 --> 00:37:13,600
Yes!
486
00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:18,800
Hello, Auntie?
487
00:37:20,590 --> 00:37:23,690
What? Con—Condom?
488
00:37:23,690 --> 00:37:27,200
The cousin is that cousin...
489
00:37:28,260 --> 00:37:30,710
What?
490
00:37:30,710 --> 00:37:34,710
Hello, Auntie? The signal doesn't seem to be good! I can't hear clearly!
491
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,310
I'm dead, I'm dead...
492
00:37:39,310 --> 00:37:41,350
I should quickly contact Brother Da Qiao.
493
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:47,760
I don't have Brother Da Qiao's number!
494
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:52,170
If Miss Tian found out that I betrayed her, she'll definitely break my legs!
495
00:37:55,370 --> 00:37:58,880
Never mind. Even if she breaks my leg, I'll just get it healed later.
496
00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:02,510
[Feng Dong Dong]
497
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,950
You still have to act tomorrow.
498
00:38:17,350 --> 00:38:19,700
Why do you care?!
499
00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:23,970
If you're sick, you should take your medicine! Why'd you give up your treatment?
500
00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:27,080
You've watched too many idol dramas, haven't you?
501
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,960
You jerk!
502
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,330
Alright, it's my fault. I won't interfere with your life.
503
00:38:32,330 --> 00:38:34,400
Can you come out now?
504
00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:46,360
How long do you intend to cry for?
505
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,780
Is it worth it to cry to death for someone who left you?
506
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:56,180
Why'd you have to throw my life into chaos?
507
00:38:56,180 --> 00:38:58,390
Leave!
508
00:38:58,390 --> 00:39:00,760
If you won't leave, then kill me!
509
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,250
Even if I die, I wouldn't be with you!
510
00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:07,690
Hurry, hurry!
511
00:39:09,370 --> 00:39:10,970
Wait, Lao Tian!
512
00:39:10,970 --> 00:39:13,780
Remember to keep your cool.
513
00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:16,280
Before entering, remember to knock on the door.
514
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,080
I'm going to my daughter's house, why should I have to knock? Give me the keys.
515
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,920
- They're in your pocket.
- Oh, they're in my pocket.
516
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,320
Let's go.
517
00:39:32,130 --> 00:39:33,870
Are you done having your tantrum?
518
00:39:34,730 --> 00:39:36,650
I'm telling you, I'm done watching this.
519
00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:39,580
If you fall, just get up.
520
00:39:40,610 --> 00:39:43,830
Sitting down and crying, blaming the stone that tripped you
521
00:39:43,830 --> 00:39:46,150
is completely useless.
522
00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:49,330
I don't even think that you want to get up.
523
00:39:49,330 --> 00:39:51,660
If you want to quietly leave every time you meet his friends,
524
00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:55,600
and avoid any place that he goes to, that's fine.
525
00:39:56,150 --> 00:39:58,800
Then you will never need to stand up again.
526
00:40:01,910 --> 00:40:06,010
If you really did hate me that much, I would have left you already.
527
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:11,110
Thank you for taking care of me during this time. If you don't want to see me anymore,
528
00:40:11,110 --> 00:40:14,970
then take good care of yourself, and don't get hurt.
529
00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:19,950
What are you doing!
530
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:22,820
Dad! Mom! What are you doing here?
531
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:26,840
You dare take advantage of my daughter!
532
00:40:28,830 --> 00:40:30,330
Wait! Stop hitting him!
533
00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:32,450
Stop! Let me explain!
534
00:40:32,450 --> 00:40:33,950
Dad! Mom!
535
00:40:35,390 --> 00:40:39,380
Stop hitting! I'm pregnant!
[Pregnant!]
536
00:40:43,050 --> 00:40:46,660
That's just how it is.
537
00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:49,090
Then, I just got pregnant.
538
00:40:49,090 --> 00:40:53,490
I wanted to abort, but he didn't let me. The rest was just as you saw.
539
00:41:06,770 --> 00:41:09,240
What are you crying for?
540
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,140
Now that things have become like this,
541
00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:13,370
do you still hope to make him leave your daughter?
542
00:41:13,370 --> 00:41:15,500
- I can separate with him.
- Be quiet!
543
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:18,160
- Mom...
- Shut up!
544
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,520
How dare you call me mom!
545
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:23,000
Call me Ms. Qiu! Go to your room!
546
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:27,550
Right now! Immediately! Now!
547
00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:53,950
It's already been twenty minutes.
548
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:58,280
What to do? What to do? What to do?
549
00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:00,540
[Feng Dong Dong]
550
00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:08,760
- What now, Dong Dong?
- You've finally picked up.
551
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,990
I'm already in a bad situation.
552
00:42:10,990 --> 00:42:12,990
There's an even worse situation right now.
553
00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:16,910
Your parents already know that the man staying at your house isn't your cousin, they're headed over now.
554
00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:20,360
I really wish I had received your phone call thirty minutes ago!
555
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,830
I've already been found out by my parents.
556
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:26,310
I was pinned down by Monster Xue on the couch. I don't know why I suddenly blurted out that I'm pregnant either.
557
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:28,720
But the problem was that my parents kept on hitting Monster Xue,
558
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:32,470
I was so scared that he would get mad and snap their necks!
559
00:42:33,910 --> 00:42:37,120
They've already been talking downstairs for twenty minutes.
560
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,910
Are you sure Brother Da Qiao is really just talking to them,
561
00:42:40,910 --> 00:42:42,210
and hasn't
562
00:42:42,210 --> 00:42:44,840
broken their necks already?
563
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,450
Hello? Miss Tian? Why aren't you speaking anymore?
564
00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:54,720
What do you see? Miss Tian!
565
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,190
Do you see dead bodies?
566
00:42:56,190 --> 00:43:00,440
More maddening than seeing dead bodies!
567
00:43:05,910 --> 00:43:13,500
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568
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:23,430
♫ The broken faucet in the bathroom ♫
569
00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:30,310
♫ has dripped and rusted ♫
570
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:37,010
♫ The bedside looks like your figure ♫
571
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,550
♫ Often, ♫
572
00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:44,490
♫ it’s reminded me for a long time ♫
573
00:43:44,490 --> 00:43:47,930
♫ You didn’t speak ♫
574
00:43:47,930 --> 00:43:51,490
♫ You didn’t say you’d go with me ♫
575
00:43:51,490 --> 00:43:58,170
♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫
576
00:43:58,170 --> 00:44:01,690
♫ You didn’t speak ♫
577
00:44:01,690 --> 00:44:05,070
♫ You didn’t appear at the intersection ♫
578
00:44:05,070 --> 00:44:12,490
♫ Let it be me this time, and I won’t casually hold and let go of your hand ♫
579
00:44:12,490 --> 00:44:18,870
♫ After that day under the dim street light ♫
580
00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:24,890
♫ it was said there won’t be such eternity in time ever again ♫
581
00:44:24,890 --> 00:44:31,680
♫ I’m still waiting to ask in the next life ♫
582
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,940
♫ will you be able to let me go? Come back ♫
583
00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:39,520
♫ Be with me for a lifetime ♫
584
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,690
♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫
585
00:44:42,690 --> 00:44:46,290
♫ I’m waiting for you to say you’ll go with me ♫
586
00:44:46,290 --> 00:44:53,220
♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫
587
00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:56,440
♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫
588
00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:00,050
♫ I’m waiting for you to appear at the intersection ♫
589
00:45:00,050 --> 00:45:05,700
♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫
590
00:45:06,790 --> 00:45:16,240
♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫